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Chopstick Rests
17th January, 2022
Many things in life fall on a continuum, and crockery is no exception. Consider the axis of “required” to “unnecessary”. Do you need plates? Yes, absolutely, you need to own plates. If you eat off paper plates every day you’re a monster or a student. Do you need to own champagne flutes? Hmm; not necessarily, but they’re nice. If an occasion calls for champagne, the correct glassware would not go amiss.
A Memory Elephant
11th November, 2021
You put the elephant on the table inside your front door - the one with your house keys, takeaway menus, and a stack of unopened post. And now you can leave notes for each other. It’s nicer than a whiteboard. The utility of this gift is probably dying out: family group chats have made it obsolete. Plus, with the pandemic, I expect it’s more likely that there’s always someone at home.