things I don't own
Brutal London
13th December, 2021

I wouldn’t describe myself as a fan of brutalist architecture, but I’ve always appreciated its intent. It’s straightforward and functional. It wanted low-cost housing to be available to everyone. And when a building focuses entirely on functionality, the emotional warmth comes entirely from the family and the community. The utopian shine hasn’t stuck to the buildings, but the style still has some fans. Maybe your gift recipient is one of them?
A Jigsaw Jigsaw
7th December, 2021

I’m not convinced that jigsaws are good gifts. A jigsaw seems like something that’s better when borrowed, rather than owned. I can’t imagine they have a lot of repeat value. And this won’t click with everyone: a jigsaw fan friend of mine says she hates ones with repetitive patterns, gradients, or solid colours. She uses jigsaws as a way to spend time immersed in artwork, studying the details rather than just looking at the whole.
Beethoven Kitchen Timer
30th September, 2021

Not a useful idea, this. Most people use their phones as a kitchen timer. I use the one on my stove. But for someone who needs a physical timer, and with a particular taste - they probably own a bright red toaster - this is quite handsome. A lot of “designy” kitchen stuff is impractical — the dinosaur ladles are unstable; the manatea is tough to clean — but this one should work as well as any electronic timer.